Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 206



Chapter 206

Tarquin was scrolling through his tablet with a determined look. “Make contact now!” he commanded.

Lowell knew Tarquin had been on the hunt for this for a while, and he understood the reason behind it, but

“Given Mr. Ex fondness for the item, he might not be willing to part with it even if we want it.”

“We’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse. Let him name his price!”

Hmm, and what about Gideon? If he’s asked Mr. E to find the person who breached our system, and that person is both talented and wealthy, it could spell trouble for us if Gideon gets to him first”

Tarquin frowned. Forget him for now Let’s secure this item first!” .

“Alright then.”

Lowell began to reach out to Baby ET’s Support One“.

But despite sending numerous messages, there was no response.

Tarquin was visibly annoyed by this!

Little did he know, Mr. E was actually his eldest son. At the moment, his son was surrounded by a group of little girls, too busy to respond to his messages,

his favor.

It was recess, and the girls were showering Elliot with gifts in an attempt to win One girl offered him chocolates, another gave him a pack of marshmallows, and there were those who presented stickers,

colored papers, and even Play Doh

“Elliot, if you accept my gift, you’ll have to marry me, okay? A man of his word can’t go back on his promise!”

Elliot was baffled. Did I accept? Did I even say anything?

Before he could speak up, another girl chimed in, “Elliot can’t marry you because he just got my has to be my husband. He can only have one wife, so if he mamies me, he can’t marry you!”

“But I want to marry him too!”

“Then go find Evan or Emmett.”

“No way, Evan and Emmett already have their crushes”

marshmallows. If he eats my treat, he

Evan and Emmett’s crushes were none other than their beloved mommy. They declared their undying love for her and her alone!

Elliot had said the same, but these girls weren’t having any of it

“What do we do then? We all want to marry Elliot!”

“I’ve got an idea. Let’s ask Elliots mom to have more kids just like him, then we won’t have to fight over him.”

“Right, that’s a great plan.”

So, the girls surrounded Elliot, saying, “Elliot, when you go home today, could you talk to your daddy and mommy? Tell them to try harder and have more kids like you. That way, we won’t have to fight over

you.”

“Let’s see, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine! Nine more, and that should be enough for all of us!”

“We’re not asking for much. Even if the new kids don’t look like you or Evan, resembling Emmett would be fine too.” “Elliot, our happiness is in your hands. Please talk to your parents tonight and get them to work on

Elliot was exasperated. He wasn’t a fan of the constant chatter from the girls.

But his mommy had taught him that a boy must always be a gentleman, especially towards girls, and treat them with respect. With a sigh, Elliot replied. “I’m afraid I have to disappoint you. My daddy and mommy won’t be having any more kids.”

“Why not?” the girls pressed.

Elliot couldn’t tell them his parents were considering divorce. Instead, he said, “Because my daddy… he’s not capable anymore.”

“Ah? Not capable? Is your daddy sick? Is he dying?” Nôvel/Dr(a)ma.Org - Content owner.

“No, he’s not dying anytime soon. But he’s got a condition that means he can’t have more kids with my mommy”

And so, the news that “Elliot’s daddy can’t have kids anymore” spread like wildfire throughout the kindergarten.

Even the kids in the younger classes heard about it!

Some of the girls were particularly emotional. The thought of Elliot’s parents not being able to have more kids, and thus their chances of marrying him dwindling, brought them to tears.

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“I don’t want Elliot’s daddy to be sick. I want him to have more kids, waaah…”

“I want Elliot’s daddy to have kids tool Wasah…”


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